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Sachin, driving the latest BMW, was pulled over by a Punjab policeman at a roadblock.

'Congratulations', said the cop...'Because you are wearing your seat belt you have just won Rs.50,000/- in an Arrive Alive safety competition'.

Sachin could hardly believe his luck.

'What are you going to do with your cash?' asked the traffic cop.

'Well I guess I'm going to get a driver's license,' Sachin answered.

'Oh, don't listen to him,' yelled Deepesh in the passenger seat.

'He tries to be smart when he's drunk.'

This woke up Naveen in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned,

'I TOLD you stealing the BMW  was a bad idea. A Toyota would have been better.'

At that moment there was a knock from the boot and Rafeeq voice said, 'Are we over the border yet?'

The cop said .... 'Okay, my brothers.  How are we sharing this Rs.50,000?'
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