I gotta piss! I gotta piss!

Little Harold was hopping on one foot then the other.

"I gotta piss! I gotta piss!", he cried to his mother in front of her friends. Mother took him to the toilet and explained to him that next time he wanted to go to the toilet, he should not use those words.

She said he should come in and talk quietly - "That's a whisper" she said.

Two hours later, Harold came rushing in again."I wanna whisper! I wanna whisper!", he said. His mother knew what he wanted and took him to the toilet, after which he was rewarded with a candy bar.

That night the urge came on again. Harold jumped out of bed and ran to his father.
"What is it, son?", his father asked.

"I wanna whisper, Daddy. I wanna whisper."
"O.K. son, come here and whisper in my ear."

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